if you didn’t read this in their voices you are lying.
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also she’s totes making a souffle
she has to be
If she is, no wonder they keep dying bc that is some sad ass whisking right there okay
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I am Daenerys Stormborn of House Targaryen, of the blood of Old Valyeria. I am the dragon’s daughter, and I swear to you that those who would harm you will die screaming.
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I had this badass Professor in med school. She seemed invincible. Then one day, she needed her gallbladder out. And the surgery killed her. Her platelets stopped clotting. She bled out on the table. Everything that could’ve gone wrong… did go wrong. Surgeons have a name for it. We call it a perfect storm. Funny. Never thought it would happen to me.
Hell in high heels.
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hello mr president i would like to buy america for 4 goats
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do you ever get so annoyed at everything that you start to get pissed off at even little things like a spoon clinking against a bowl or sounds of people talking
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Ehavdhvcgnjdjwoopqdbjdjdjdbxbxbxnxkkfofgjhhgosiolpcc. @@@#bb. @@@ vmk@
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Favorite One Tree Hill Episodes: Pilot“There is a tide in the affairs of men, which taken at the flood, leads on to fortune but omitted, and the voyage of their life is bound in shallows and in miseries. On such a full sea are we now afloat and we must take the current when it serves or lose the ventures before us.”
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we all have that one cup in our house that is somehow better than the other ones
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