One time in college I skyped home just to talk to the dog.

I made friends with my neighborhood drug dealer today. He looks a lot like the reading rainbow guy so I trust him in like the weirdest way.

That moment when I had my mom reschedule our vacation in April so that we’ll be back in the States for the Orphan Black premiere. No regrets.

Orphan Text 4/?

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debilitati0n:

bettervillains:

life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

  

The elderly are either adorable or the wrinkly reincarnation of Satan there is no in between

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I am going to die surrounded by the biggest idiots in the galaxy.

(Source: nevillles)

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Once again ABC has ignored the family.

In exchange for some played out “romance”

actresssinger7:

A Masterclass in Acting: A Novel by Tatiana Maslany

(Source: in-hell-with-a-dead-girl-walking)

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(Source: faarmiga)

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cophinium:

Cophine + death threats, ft. Scott

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(Source: abigalihobbs)

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meladoodle:

why do blind people walk their dogs so much

(Source: meladoodle)

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riveralwaysknew:

Requested by riverlovesbowties

 I'll see you there.

I look forward to it.

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wlntersoldier:

the groot appreciation life

(Source: lordstark)

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